BARBER SHOP

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few minutes the client asks. "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem. That happens from time to time." says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else."

LOST WIFE

Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other,
- "I'm sorry - I was looking for my wife."
- "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."
- "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"
- "She's blond, young and tall, with long hair, long legs, pretty face... What's your wife look like?"
- "Never mind, let's look for yours!"