1. No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
2. People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
3. I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The
worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.
4. Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
5. Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything
done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.