1. Pepito has worked for 11 different companies since he left university 7 years ago. He finds it very difficult to hold down a job.
2. Samuel Perkins from Seattle, Washington holds the record for eating the most boiled eggs in 5 minutes; 147.
3. I really put my foot in it yesterday when I asked my boss how his wife was. I had no idea she left him last month!
4. It's been a very long day. I can't wait to get home, have dinner and put my feet up in front of the TV.
5. Those chocolate liquors we got for Christmas are playing havoc with my ulcer.
6. Jonny didn't want to take the the maths test, so he played truant and went to the park instead.
7. I smelt the perfume on his jacket, saw the lipstick on his shirt, put two and two together and realised he was having an affair.
8. Do you think Pepito will get a promotion at the end of the year?
- Don't hold your breath. He's only been at the company for 6 months!